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Exploring the world of comic strips through vague Japanese poetry.

December 13, 2001

Haiku Thursday keeps evolving as we continually change the rules.

The content on this page is solely created by you, the viewers, so if you want to see more, you'll have to contribute something yourself.

  1. Haikus are a form of poetry that consists of three lines with five, seven, then five syllables on each respective line. For example...

    Rockwood is in space (5 syllables)
    On a circular station (7 syllables)
    Looking down on Earth (5 syllables)

    Obviously, that's pretty boring, but technically correct. Try to do more than just count syllables. Be creative!

  2. The haiku you submit doesn't necessarily have to have Rockwood mentioned in it, but it would be nice if it related to something in the site somehow, whether it be space-related or just pertaining to a topic brought up elsewhere.

  3. Last week we said there is really no such thing as an "epic haiku." That wasn't completely true. There are such things, but they're just not common. So since they're not actually poor form, we're revoking the "one stanza" rule. This isn't to say, however, that just because you have written something incredibly long that we're going to put it up here. We still have editing power.

  4. Finally, we told you last week that we'd be rejecting miscounted haikus this week, and that if you couldn't count to five or seven (we use our fingers!), we'd have to reject your entry. Some people didn't heed this warning, and their four-syllable-line haikus ended up in the trash. This is a very important point: This is Haiku Thursday! If your poems don't conform to the 5-7-5 rules, then they're not haikus! Thus, they won't be up here. Quite frankly, if you can't count to five, it's a wonder you had the motor skills to get here in the first place, but, to paraphrase carpentry rules, count twice, submit once!

On with the haikus!


Haiku number one catches the spirit, or the bug, of the season...

Ode to Flu Season

Sore throat and fever,
Advil and Robitussin
Have all my money.

-- Justine


Haiku number two doesn't find "IT" as fascinating as "Good Morning America" does...

Forget the Segway
Rockwood invents brilliant mirth
Much less than 3 grand.

--Dr. Zira


Haiku number three is the Haiku of the Week for questioning the mysterious head offices of Team Rockwood ...

Don't worry, I won't send you a sonnet. I'm surprised anyone would even respond to such a comment (from the ever-mysterious Will S). Of course, who answered about Haiku Thursday...

"Team Rockwood": how vague
Strange mail with many strange links
Who is behind this?

--Julie


Haiku number four is a continuation from previous weeks. If the mysterious AlphaDeltaEpsilon#196 keeps this up, we're going to have to devote a separate page to this epic...

Part 5

It makes Bill so sad
Hillary is still on Earth.
"The best place ever."

Part 6

Kill humans all now.
Time to face the wrath of K.H.A.N
What is the answer?

--AlphaDeltaEpsilon#196


Haiku number five is a reminder for everyone that Santa, the original Big Brother, is watching you...

Christmas is coming,
So we must be very good,
If we want PRESENTS!

--Lil' kid


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Send in your haiku and maybe next week you can achieve poetry fame! See you then!

 
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