October 16, 2006: Kepler: Mitch, the U.S. is out of control! Our population will top 300 million this week! Mitch: Relax, Kepler. My sources tell me this population explosion is a good thing. Kepler: Your sources? Mitch: Yeah, the guy who sold me this new Soylent Green smoothie! October 18, 2006: KHAN: I have a solution for America's population explosion. Kepler: KHAN, I'm not reprogramming you so you can use the S.D.I laser on people. KHAN: Your loss. But I know someone else who might have a solution, too. Kepler: Oh? Who? Kim Jong Il: I'm so ronery... October 20, 2006: Kepler: 300 million people, Skip! What can America do with 300 million people? Skip: I could give every one of them 3,000 dollars in cash. Kepler: That's nice, but it's not really what I was ask- Skip: Oh! I could give every other one $6,000 and have them fight for it!