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May 24, 2010: TV: You watched Lost for six years as they struggled on the island, now Ben, Hurley, and Captain Lapidus are getting back together to show you how much fun you can have on the mainland! Coming this fall to ABC... "After-Lost!" Al: Oh hell no.
May 26, 2010: Kepler: What a waste of six years! LOST was all a dream? Mitch: I didn't see it that way. How did you come up with that? Kepler: I read it on a message board. Mitch: So you didn't actually watch the show. Kepler: Psh! Why would I waste my time? Mitch: Reading about shows you don't watch isn't a waste of your time?
May 28, 2010: Al: They string us along for six years without answering all of our questions, and now the LOST creators say there will be 14 minutes of bonus footage on the DVD set! And of course I'll buy it because I'm powerless to resist! It all makes sense now! The Man In Black is in charge of their marketing department, and I know who it is! Will: Who? George Lucas in his Star Wars office: I told you they'd buy it. Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse: George, you're a genius!
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