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Monday, October 15, 2001
Tuesday, October 16, 2001
Wednesday, October 17, 2001
Thursday, October 18, 2001
Friday, October 19, 2001
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October 15, 2001: Will: What's up, Skip? Skip: I temporarily bought the rights to "As the Apple Turns," dudes, so I need you two to be writers! Will: Writers?! Skip, we don't know anything about writing for an Apple rumor site! I mean, we're not mercurial, we're not lickable, we're not--(turns to Al)-- what are you doing? Al: Black turtleneck. Bottled water. Let's rock!
October 16, 2001: Will: Okay. So we need a good Apple-related, rumor-type story. What should we start with? The LCD-iMac? The Apple PDA? Steve Ballmer: Monkeyboy? Al: "Buffy" starts in five minutes. Will: Well, you gotta have priorities! Al: It's okay, we'll just get this episode out a little late!
October 17, 2001: Will: Al, we don't know how to write like "As the Apple Turns!" Al: No sweat, Will. First we need some facts... Will: Facts? From where?! "Apple" won't tell us anything, "Mac OS Rumors" is hardly reliable, and "Apple Insider?" Ha! They've been missing for months! We might as well just make stuff up!! Al: Great! The "Disney buys Apple" story it is, then!
October 18, 2001: Mike Dell: I like this jumorous web site so much I'm going to start one of my own! Will: Michael Dell? Dell: I call it, "As I Turn," and it will feature all-original Dell characters, like this... Steve Ballmer, Monkeyboy: I... Love... This... Comic strip!! Yeahhhh!!! Will: The horror... Al: He should shut that down and give money back to the shareholders!
October 19, 2001: Steve Jobs: Oh, and one more thing... Will: Steve Jobs?! Kepler: Heh... nope! It's jusst my homemade reality distortion field! Will: Careful, Kepler! Don't let Gates get a hold of that! Kepler: Bill? He already has one! Will: Really? Why doesn't he ever turn it on? Kepler: It's always on! It's when he turns it off... Bill Gates, a.k.a. Satan or the devil: Everyone will bow to Windows XP! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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