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Just be thankful there isn't an MS AtAT...

Friday, May 2, 2003
No!  Really!  Right into the sea!

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April 28, 2003: Mitch: No updates for over two months, and now Apple's music services is supposed to be launcehd today... what could possibly be keeping As the Apple Turns" off the air for all of this time? Jack Miller: Please, just let me use the new "Safari" build to check "Mac OS Rumors!" Bill Gates, MS Dungeon keeper: Never Jack! Bwu-ha-ha-ha! April 30, 2003: MS Flunky: Your copy of iTunes 4, Mr. Bill Gates, sir. Bill Gates: Excellent! Let's check this out! Okay, I wanna steal that... and that... make that uglier... steal that... MS Flunky: Sir! Jack Miller has escaped!! Bill Gates: Impossible! I-- Hey! Who forgot to install the "MS Dungeon" security patch?! May 2, 2003: Jack Miller: I just escaped from Bill Gates' MS Dungeon after two months of imprisonment! What's happening with Apple? Al: Well, OS X for AMD was so successful that Microsoft went bankrupt and Redmond fell into the ocean. Jack Miller: Really?! Al: Oh yes. And "Apple Insider" has resumed timely posts! Jack Miller: C'mon. You expect me to buy that?