January 11, 2010: Rockwood presents: Behind the scenes at Avatar! James Cameron: I've been working on this movie for 15 years. No detail is too small to be overlooked. Everything must be perfect! Tech Guy: Okay, Mr. Cameron. What do you want to do for the credits? James Cameron: Oh, just use the Papyrus font. Tech Guy: You're spending $250 million and you wnat your titles to look like a hair salon? James Cameron: Shhh! I'm pondering how many freckles this Na'Vi chick should have.
January 13, 2010: Rockwood presents: Behind the scenes at Avatar! James Cameron: I need more space helicopters in this scene. Copy and paste some more in. And paste... paste... paste... paste... perfect! Tech Guy: Okay. Now what about the script? James Cameron: Just copy and paste "Dances With Wolves."
January 15, 2010: Rockwood presents: Behind the scenes at Avatar! James Cameron: Okay, now's the scene where the space Marines say, "Let's nuke the tree from orbit, it's the only way to be sure." Wait a minute... My bad. Wrong movie. Actor with Motion Capture sensors on: Wait! Wait! That would actually be more interesting!