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Monday, July 12, 2010
They should have a spin-off show called 'The Break-Up' to extend the franchise even more...

Wednesday, July 14, 2010
It's really a trick question, because there are no 'winners'...

Friday, July 16, 2010
Bacon: Where would the internet be without it?

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July 12, 2010: Dana: I'm watching "The Bachelorette." Al: Because you despise working relationships? Dana: The show has nothing to do with working relationships. It's actually about making beautiful people look stupid. Al: So, it's the geek producer's revenge against people he hated in high school. Dana: Watch this! Now they're going to destroy their pretty boy from last season! July 14, 2010: Al: How does this show work? Dana: Well, on The Bachelorette, they take one hot girl and make her date 25 guys. Al: Well, those odds suck! Dana: Then they usually take one of the guys who doesn't win and make him the next Bachelor, who then gets to date 25 women. Al: Interesting... how does one become one of these losers? Dana: I thought you'd have loser all figured out by now. July 16, 2010: Al: So I'm thinking about trying out for The Bachelor. Dana: Snort. Please, not while I'm drinking. Al: I'm liking the idea of dating 25 hotties at once. Dana: To qualify, you'd need six-pack abs. You'd have to give up bacon. Al: Give up bacon?! That's madness! Dana: What can I say? The price of love is steep.