Monday, August 6, 2007

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Friday, August 10, 2007

August 6, 2007: Al: Bonds' record is going to be marred by the 'roids. Mitch: no way! Bonds' record will be the biggest accomplishment in baseball! Kepler: What's baseball? Mitch: M.L.B. might have lost the kids. Kepler: Oh! That's that thing on Saturday afternoons I use to inspire my naps! August 8, 2007: Mitch: Barry Bonds hit his 756th home run last nigh. Skip: I know! That ball is going to make me a fortune! Mitch: Make you--? This is the guy who caught it. Skip: I hired him. I paid for his seat. Mitch: How could you know to buy the one seat Bonds would hit to? Skip: I'm a trillionaire, Dude. I bought all the seats in the outfield. I couldn't lose! August 10, 2007: Mitch: It's not every day you see the home run record broken. This is one of those moments you'll remember forever. "Where were you when Bonds hit 756?" Will: Bonds just hit 757! Mitch: Whatever.