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Monday, June 18, 2001
But they do have a certain je ne sais quoi...

Wednesday, June 20, 2001
The kind you find in a second-hand store...

Friday, June 22, 2001
Cloaks, too, they love cloaks...

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June 18, 2001: Skip: I'm taking a cue from the army, dudes. To boost morale, our standard uniform will now include black berets! Here! So, how do they make you feel? Mitch: French. Al: I don't see how that would boost my morale! June 20, 2001: Will: You don't like the black berets? Al: We did until we found out the real black berets now wear tan berets! My self-esteem will be crushed if I'm forced to wear the lower-class black beret! I demand to have tan berets!! Will: Could this get any stupider? Mitch: We could have demanded raspberry berets! June 22, 2001: Will: Skip, the crew wants tan berets now. Skip: Forget it , dude. I've decided to scrap the beret idea entirely! Will: No berets at all? So we're back where we started? Skip: Yep! It was stupid to begin with. Morale doesn't come from a hat. Will: What am I supposed to do with these? Skip: Give 'em to a high school drama class...they love junk like that!