Monday, March 3, 2008

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Friday, March 7, 2008

March 3, 2008: Will: Mr. President? What's wrong? Bill Clinton: I thought Hillary was a shoo-in but now it looks like her nomination could just slip away! Will: Well, she's not the most ... uh ... personable... candidate. Bill Clinton: That's why I gave her some pointers! Will: Pointers? Bill Clinton: Sure! Bite the lip. Point the thumb. March 5, 2008: Will: You look happier today, Mr. President. Bill Clinton: Woo-hoo! Hillary won Texas! I'm back in this thing! Will: I'm back in? Bill Clinton: I... she... we... semantics! With us, it's kind of a team. will: Does your wife agree with that? Bill Clinton: That depends on what your definition of "agree" is. March 7, 2008: Will: Obama's campaign claims the Clinton team is staying in the race using dirty campaign tricks. Bill Clinton: Hee hee hee hee Will: The senator from Illinois says his opponent's actions are low. Bill Clinton: Snicker ha ha snort Will: Aren't you even a little ashamed? Bill Clinton: Me? Shame? Weren't you paying attention when I was president?