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Monday, January 21, 2002
Wednesday, January 23, 2002
Friday, January 25, 2002
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January 21, 2002: Mitch: What's with the racket? Al: "Limp Bizkit" is holding nationwide tryouts to find a new guitarist. Mitch: What do you know about being a rock guitarist? Al: Three chords and the truth, man. That's all you need. Mitch: Don't you need big hair? Al: It's Limp Bizkit. I might not even need as many as three chords.
January 23, 2002: Will: How much did you spend on your black leather jacket? Al: Hey, if I'm trying out for "Limp Bizkit," I need to look like a rock star. Will: Al, ou have no musical talent! Al: Neither did "The Ramones," but they're inexplicably loved. Excuese me, but I have to work on my rock star patter. Will: Rock star pat--? Al (yelling): Wooooo! Are you all ready to rock 'n' roll?!
January 25, 2002: Will: So "Limp Bizkit" shot you down, eh? Al: Yeah, but people get shot down all the time! Look at Mariah Carey... she just got fired! Will: Her label paid $28 million to buy out her contract. I don't know if that really counts as "fired." Al: $28 million?! Why doesn't anyone ever offer to buy me out? Will: Here's a buck. Get lost.
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