Monday, March 16, 2009

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Friday, March 20, 2009

March 16, 2009: Al: Alphabetically... by mascot... by color... by city... I'm trying to find a surefire way to pick my bracket this year. Will: How about by doing research and finding out which teams are actually good? Al: That sounds too much like work. Hmmm... how about "best cheerleader website"? March 18, 2009: Mitch: You picked all of the 16 seeds to advance? What could be dumber than that? Skip: How about congress and the president giving hundreds of billions of dollars to a business that had already proven itself to be irrespnsible, then acting surprised when that business was irresponsible again? Mitch: Yeah... that'd qualify. Skip: Good thing my accountant knows the loopholes that get me out of paying taxes. But too bad for you, Dude. March 20, 2009: Kepler: Okay. I have my bracket finished. Al: Now? You're too late. The tournament already started. Kepler: Statistically, could that really matter that much? Al: Statistica-- * What does the K in Coach K stand for? Kepler: Uh... Kelvin? Al: Your statistics are fine. Gimme five bucks and you're in the pool.