December 13, 2010: Mitch: Santa's naughty or nice list has been Wikileaked! Kepler: That joke has been done by 34 other cartoonists this week. Mitch: It has? Kepler: Yes! In the internet age you have to be quicker or more unusual. you can't make the same jokes as everyone else! Santa Claus: Where is that Assange guy? I've got a lump of coal to shove up his ass! Kepler: See? Now that's original!
December 15, 2010: Al: I never know what to get anyone for Christmas. Dana: I could give you my list! Al: Having a list is cheating. I should be able to tell what people want. Dana: Trusting a list can be better than trusting your instincts. Al: Is this some kind of hint? Dana: I still haven't used last year's Ab-Dazzler.
December 17, 2010: KHAN: What did you get me for Christmas? Will: Why would I get you anything? KHAN: So it's like that, eh? Okay... Done! Will: Did you just hack my credit card?! KHAN: Just wait until you find out how generous you are!
