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February 1, 2010: TV: Things are going to be a little different in Punxsutawney this year. Due to declining ratings, Phil the groundhog is out as a weather forecaster. In his place... Punxsutawney Leno. Conan O'Brien: Will the man stop at nothing?!
February 3, 2010: Will: Between you, NBC, and Leno, only your reputation came out unscathed, you got your staff $12 million, and you got $33 million to not work for the next nine months. How exactly did you lose in this deal? Conan O'Brien: Who ever said I lost? Will: You're like a super genius! Conan O'Brien: NBC will spend a month sifting through the rubble, and by the time they figure out what went wrong, I'll be sitting on a beach, earning 20 percent.
February 5, 2010: Al looks dejectedly at the television while wearing a Minnesota Vikings helmet. Will: They're not in the Super Bowl. Al: If I stare at the screen long enough maybe I'll go back in time and Favre won't throw that interception.
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