May 18, 2011: Will: What are you doing? Mitch: The end of the world is coming this Saturday, so I'm stocking up. Will: If the world actually ends, what is therre to stock up for? Mitch: Hmm... good point. I should go spend my life savings now while I can! Will: Yes, that's the logical conclusion.
May 23, 2011: Al: The world is still here. Mitch: Whew! Even the Black Eyed Peas? Al: Yep. Mitch: Dangit!
May 25, 2011: Mitch: How do we know that the world didn't end? Maybe we're the ones left behind! Al: That's nonsense. Name one person who's gone. Oprah Winfrey on TV: Hi, everybody! It's Oprah, signing off for the last time in this broadcast that I recorded earlier so I'd have time to get ready for the rapture! Al: Well... that's a little eerie. Mitch: Oprah's gone? How will we know which self-help books to read?!
May 27, 2011: Mitch: Good news! The end of the world has been pushed back 'til October! Al: How is that 'good' news? Mitch: Well, I was feeling kind of rushed before. Now I've got time to get everything done. Al: Does 'learn not to listen to whackjobs' fall under 'everything?' Mitch: You joke now, but in five months you'll wish you had my stockpile of mac and cheese!