May 21, 2012: Skip: I'm trying to decide if buying Facebook stock is a good idea. Al: Woo-hoo! I'm going to be rich! I got some Facebook stock! Will: I'm guessing that means 'no.' Skip: Dude, now I'm wondering if I should short it.
May 25, 2012: Al: I can't believe buying Facebook stock made me poorer. Skip: Shorting it made me richer, Dude! Al: Dislike. Skip: I'm updating my status. 'I just made millions of dollars because none of you know how to read a prospectus.'