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December 22, 2015: Will: What's this? Al: Star Wars tickets were sold out, so I'm staaying in my spoiler-free bubble! No new, no social media, no email, no TV... I'm completely cut off from the world! Will: So... gone crazy yet? Al: For all I know I'm hallucinating this conversation.
December 23, 2015: Kepler: Lando Calrissian mad his fortune by going back in time with a stolen sports almanac and betting on Anakin's pod races. Mitch: What's going on? Kepler: Obi-Wan Kenobi is really O-B-1 Kenobi, and he's a clone. Will: Al is trying to stay spoiler free for Star Wars and Kepler is taunting him with rumors. Kepler: J.J. Abrams is short for Jar-Jar Abrams. Al: Nooooo! Will: I have a bad feeling about this.
December 24, 2015: Al: Skip, I can't take it anymore. You gotta get me in to Star Wars! Skip: Dude, I don't know how to convince Star Wars fanatics to give up their seats. Will: I know a way. Al: How?! I'll bet no one's ever smuggled lutefisk into a theater before. Will: It'll be a week before they even realize the stench isn't from fanboys.
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