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March 21, 2011: Al: Have you heard this 'Friday' song? Ha ha! It's terrible! Rebecca Black: Actually, I'm Rebecca Black. That's my song. Al: Oh. Uh... Rebecca Black: Yesterday my song was number 19 on iTunes top 100 downloads. What did you accomplish this week? Al: Uh... I correctly picked nine of the Sweet 16. Rebecca Black: Well, maybe you could write a song called 'I'm statistically below average!'
March 23, 2011: Kepler: Sammy Hagar claims that he was visited by aliens in the '70s. Nix: Is he trying to blame us for Montrose, again? Kepler: Uh... no. He also said they mind-melded with him via a wireless connection. Nix: That's a lie. We wired him up but good! Kepler: Well... that explains the hair. Nix: We're not taking the blame for Give To Live, either.
March 25, 2011: Mitch: The Oxford English dictionary is now officially designating FYI, OMG, and LOL as words. Dana: I won't count them as words nless I can use them in Words With Friends. Mitch: You're saying an iPhone app trumps the dictionary? Dana: If Oxford can lower their standards, then I can lower mine.
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