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Exploring the world of comic strips through vague Japanese poetry.

December 20, 2001

Haiku Thursday keeps evolving as we continually change the rules.

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  1. Haikus are a form of poetry that consists of three lines with five, seven, then five syllables on each respective line. For example...

    Rockwood is in space (5 syllables)
    On a circular station (7 syllables)
    Looking down on Earth (5 syllables)

    Obviously, that's pretty boring, but technically correct. Try to do more than just count syllables. Be creative!

  2. The haiku you submit doesn't necessarily have to have Rockwood mentioned in it, but it would be nice if it related to something in the site somehow, whether it be space-related or just pertaining to a topic brought up elsewhere.

  3. Last week we said there is really no such thing as an "epic haiku." That wasn't completely true. There are such things, but they're just not common. So since they're not actually poor form, we're revoking the "one stanza" rule. This isn't to say, however, that just because you have written something incredibly long that we're going to put it up here. We still have editing power.

  4. Finally, we told you last week that we'd be rejecting miscounted haikus this week, and that if you couldn't count to five or seven (we use our fingers!), we'd have to reject your entry. Some people didn't heed this warning, and their four-syllable-line haikus ended up in the trash. This is a very important point: This is Haiku Thursday! If your poems don't conform to the 5-7-5 rules, then they're not haikus! Thus, they won't be up here. Quite frankly, if you can't count to five, it's a wonder you had the motor skills to get here in the first place, but, to paraphrase carpentry rules, count twice, submit once!

On with the haikus!


Haiku number one is dedicated to Rockwood's only female character...

Dana shops for all
Without appreciation
The giant newt cares

--Dr. Zira


Haiku number two brings us holiday greetings from half a world away...

In the spirit of Christmas haiku, let me offer an alternative viewpoint from New Zealand...

December summer...
No white Christmas "Down Under".
Barbecues instead!

--Allen Gainsford


Haiku number three speaks on the...uh...virtues of patience...

"Kill Humans All Now?"
Why not save some for later?
Too much fun at once...

-- The Jedi


Haiku number four is the Haiku of the Week for capturing the author's dillemma on whether to root for his undergrad school or his grad school in an upcoming bowl game...

Oh! The torture!

Boomer Sooner Fight!
Moonlight on lotus flower
Whoooo Pig Soooie! Hogs!

--DAH!


Finally, haiku number five was written by someone who wants to change the existing rules, but can't even count his counterproposal correctly...

Did you know that Haiku can work as a 3-5-3 pattern? Observe:

Bob is good,
He goes to school all day,
and drinks milk!

--Alen


Want to see last week's Haiku Thursday? Go check it out!

Send in your haiku and maybe next week you can achieve poetry fame! See you then!

 
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