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Exploring the world of comic strips through vague Japanese poetry.

January 10, 2002

Haiku Thursday keeps evolving as we continually change the rules.

The content on this page is solely created by you, the viewers, so if you want to see more, you'll have to contribute something yourself.

  1. Haikus are a form of poetry that consists of three lines with five, seven, then five syllables on each respective line. For example...

    Rockwood is in space (5 syllables)
    On a circular station (7 syllables)
    Looking down on Earth (5 syllables)

    Obviously, that's pretty boring, but technically correct. Try to do more than just count syllables. Be creative!

  2. The haiku you submit doesn't necessarily have to have Rockwood mentioned in it, but it would be nice if it related to something in the site somehow, whether it be space-related or just pertaining to a topic brought up elsewhere.

  3. Last week we said there is really no such thing as an "epic haiku." That wasn't completely true. There are such things, but they're just not common. So since they're not actually poor form, we're revoking the "one stanza" rule. This isn't to say, however, that just because you have written something incredibly long that we're going to put it up here. We still have editing power.

  4. Finally, we told you last week that we'd be rejecting miscounted haikus this week, and that if you couldn't count to five or seven (we use our fingers!), we'd have to reject your entry. Some people didn't heed this warning, and their four-syllable-line haikus ended up in the trash. This is a very important point: This is Haiku Thursday! If your poems don't conform to the 5-7-5 rules, then they're not haikus! Thus, they won't be up here. Quite frankly, if you can't count to five, it's a wonder you had the motor skills to get here in the first place, but, to paraphrase carpentry rules, count twice, submit once!

On with the haikus!


Haiku number one extols the virtues of late night comedy...

Here's a haiku devoted to my favorite TV show:

Comedy Central
Laughter on the Daily Show
Jon Stewart: funny!

--RunJaneRun...AwayFromJack


Haiku number two debates between movies and books...

It is really cool,
The Lord of the Rings movie,
But the book's better.

The books are cheaper.
Kids should read more, anyway.
Film still beats Harry.

--Jonas R.


Haiku number three attempts to fix the past mistakes of others...

to help Alen out
I submit this small haiku
In 3-5-3 form

I was good
Santa gave me gifts
And not coal

--Jjb


...while haiku number four fixes his own past mistakes...

Ok, so that one didn't work out too well, but there IS a 3-5-3 pattern haiku. Maybe this one will be better:

Bob is nuts,
Jumps, jumps, jumps, jumps, jumps,
Off the cliff.

--Alen


The author of haiku number five obviously had some extra free time over the Christmas break...

Glimpses of the past.
Returning for Christmas break,
Wisdom is revealed.

Now what could this be?
The characters we all know,
Had a humble start?

It's Will and Dana!
Preparing for Christmas break.
O U don't beleive?

Look at who is next!
Skip and Al snuggling tight.
But who else is there?

It cannot be Mitch.
It doesn't look like Keppler.
Fodder for new friends?

--Brian Layman


Whereas haiku number six's author just had too much of one aspect of Christmas...

Ham for all three meals,
At first honey baked was nice,
Now it's just plain gross.

--Math U.


Haiku number seven continues the Rockwood epic haiku...

Part 7

It's 'bootylicious'
Cartoonist buys Space Station,
They are all neighbors.

Part 8

Apes may rule the world,
Rockwood is seen in colo(u)r.
Still waiting for more!!

Part 9

Terror. Tragedy.
Hallucinations of Newts
A New Year awakes.

Part 10

All good things must end.
Yet they pave the way for more!
A separate Page?

--AlphaDeltaEpsilon#196


Haiku number eight is this week's Haiku of the Week for not only knowing which of our goals to suck up to, but also in somehow fashioning a haiku that rhymes...

Holding Rockwood dear
This stuff needs syndicated
Have a good new year

--ChuckInOhFromWi


Finally, haiku number nine comes to us with his opinion of Apple's new efforts...

I am a fan of As The Apple Turns and love your comic! I submit my haiku for you:

See the new iMac?
New shape. New Form. I see a
Lump - Stick - Rectangle!

(Just because I really thought Apple could have done much better!)

--Dave Duerr


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Send in your haiku and maybe next week you can achieve poetry fame! See you then!

 
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