Monday, January 17, 2011

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Friday, January 21, 2011

January 17, 2011: Great moments in whackjob history. 1985: Tipper Gore: This suicide is Judas Priest's fault. 1998: Jenny McCarthy: My child's autism is these vaccinations' fault. 2011: Paul Krugman: Arizona is all Sarah Palin's fault. January 19, 2011: Al: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! Mitch: Well, of course an idiot like you would think that! Al: Wait... what were we arguing about again? Mitch: The validity of the new American Idol judges. Al: Who would argue about something that stupid? Mitch: Thus the you're an idiot statement. January 21, 2011: Dana: You're still playing Angry Birds? Kepler: No, it's not called that anymore. Due to these turbulent times, they've changed the name to Conflict Resolving Birds. Dana: Uh-huh. And how do they resolve these conflicts? Kepler: By killing these dirty pigs!