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Monday, June 10, 2002
Wednesday, June 12, 2002
Friday, June 14, 2002
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June 10, 2002: Mitch: I don't understand why I keep getting all of these spam mortgage offers in my email. Why do they think I'm a good target? Will: Have you ever filled out an online survey with 'average household income?' Mitch: Yeah. Since we live with Skip I checked $1 billion plus. Will: There you go. Mitch: I guess that's why I got an offer to buy Senegal.
June 12, 2002: TV: In an effort to alienate all of their customers, the RIAA today announced a new multi-million dollar security plan that stops piracy at the expense of rendering some CD players useless. (Kepler types at computer keyboard) TV: This just in... bored teens defeat anti-piracy measures in record time! In a related story, RIAA spokesmen say "We hate those haxor punks!"
June 14, 2002: Mitch: (snores) Al: (snores) Mitch: Look. The Lakers won it all. Al: Yawn. Wow. That was so unexpected. (both snore)
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