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         Updated on October 15, 2001
   
October 9, 2001

Any new spoofs on Star Trek: Enterprise or Star Trek 10?

--Matthew
 

   
   
Obviously not. Not yet, anyway. Enterprise is still too new for us to get a good feel for it, and Trek X (an even numbered, therefore good, Trek) is still over a year away at best, so any jokes we made about it would be lost on the average reader. But really, don't you think it's a little strange to be obsessing over Trek strips like this? I mean, get a life!
 
   
   
October 10, 2001

So you have a reason for people to visit the site four out of five weekdays. Anything planned for Thursday? Perhaps a Link O' The Week or something like that?

--Matt Wolfe
 

   
   
We suppose wecould do a link of the week, but here at Team Rockwood, we think that such pages have been overdone. We're looking for something a little fresher, a little more creative. We were thinking maybe Thursdays could be haiku day.
 
   
   
October 10, 2001

Quote: "Ha ha! Just kidding, of course. No one's watching Emeril." What??? Don't make me come down there and go medieval on your... Oh, wait, you mean the series...? Ah, never mind, you're right ;)

--Pedro A. Crespo
 

   
   
Yes, there's a crucial distinction to make between NBC's sitcom Emeril, and Emeril Live on the Food Network. Emeril Live is what you watch if you want get food down; Emeril is what you watch if want to bring food back up.
 
   
   
October 12, 2001

5 STRIPS! If i hadn't of thrown out my back I would kiss your feet!

--Tim Cahill
 

   
   
That's hardly the kind of sycophancy we're looking for, Tim. Why, if you were really such a big fan you'd realize that kissing our feet would be just that much easier without the ability to easily get back up. Don't think of your bad back as an hinderance, but rather an opportunity! Your glass is half full! Take advantage of it!
 
   
   
October 12, 2001

Are you planning anything for Mole day (10/23)?

--Mike
 

   
   
Well Mike, we would be one of the 6.02 x 10^23 people worldwide celebrating Mole Day, but we already have plans for the 23rd.
 
   
     
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