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The Rockwood Mailbag

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Have you always wanted to let Team Rockwood know just what you were thinking? Do you wonder why the panels of the strip are laid out horizontally instead of vertically? Or do you have sensitive documents that will bring down the government? In any case, we want to know! Just fill out your name and e-mail address, then let 'er rip! No question or comment is too bizarre for Team Rockwood to take a stab at, and if we can get enough mail coming in, this page will be updated weekly! (Unlike the old mailbag page, which got updated about four times in two years.)

So consider this an experiment in web interactivity. Or, consider it a way to artificially inflate our hit count. Either way, just write in!

Updated on April 2, 2002
		April 1, 2002 You bastage! Don't ever do that again! (good one, actually ;)) And didn't you just violate some kind of copyright with your little April's fools joke? =P --Spike
		Of course we did! But are we scared? Ha! You think those pansies over at Love Is... want to risk picking a fight with Team Rockwood? Hardly. We'd scare those shapeless humanoids right out of their pants, if they ever wore any. No, they already know the truth, which is "Love Is... knowing when to give up before you lose a drawn-out, futile lawsuit that will be thrown out under the 'satire' clause."
		April 1, 2002 Team Rockwood, you had a chance and blew it! You wimped out on the 3rd slide. April 1st is about making hoaxes and sticking to them as long as you can, not rescinding in the next sentence. You should've totally did the whole strip like that and not reveal the joke till tomorrow's mailbag. In fact the mails you would've gotten would've been hilarious. --April Fool
		If this were any other strip, Mr. Fool, we'd say you were right. But since Rockwood fans are much smarter than fans of other strips, by delaying the inevitable, we'd only be insulting someone's intelligence by holding out. And the last thing we want is a cartoon that continually insults your intelligence, right?
		April 3, 2002 Iggle ban froid camm ise norgar. (You say no comment is too bizarre for you to take a stab at, so take a stab at this one). --Elizabeth
		A challenge, eh? Well, we recognize that language, and here's our stab (you might need to run Netscape to see this properly).
		April 4, 2002 Gwyneth wasn't naked... just dressed in a too tight, poorly designed bodice with no support for her... well... this IS a family site after all... Sharon Stone's dress, while provocative, did have flesh colored fabric in the neckline and "down there" on the back... so I doubt she could be called naked... Halle Berry, on the other hand... well, they did have to sew an extra leaf on to cover her up in the right places... That's naked... --James
		Well, James, to be honest, now that the Academy Awards have been over for a couple of weeks, we don't really think your letter has any relevance anymore. However, it does give us a reason to post more links to sites with pictures of Halle Berry, so it's not all bad.
		April 4, 2002 Ya know who I'd love to see on Celebrity Boxing? You and Bill Amend. I can just see you with a big ol' ad for Golden Palace. It was just a random thought. --Paul
		Paul, it would be remarkably bad PR for us to do anything but take a standing eight count against the man responsible for most of our hits. And with all of the spam we get, we're a little leary of doing any more promotion for online gambling sites (read our lips, casinos...we're not going to do it! Take us off your list!). However, I'm sure we could think of some other cartoonists who are in need of a good beating. Now if only we can find a promoter...
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