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The Rockwood Mailbag

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Have you always wanted to let Team Rockwood know just what you were thinking? Do you wonder why the panels of the strip are laid out horizontally instead of vertically? Or do you have sensitive documents that will bring down the government? In any case, we want to know! Just fill out your name and e-mail address, then let 'er rip! No question or comment is too bizarre for Team Rockwood to take a stab at, and if we can get enough mail coming in, this page will be updated weekly! (Unlike the old mailbag page, which got updated about four times in two years.)

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Updated on January 21, 2003
		January 14, 2003 You guys don't have any use for a lime iMac DV do you? I got a flatpanel awhile ago (it's so dreamy...) and can't find anyone willing to take to old one off of my hands. hey, you said I could ask anything. :) --Jack
		Jack, we could probably find a use for it, but we expect you're going to want money in return. The Team Rockwood G3 is holding up just fine for now, and our future upgrade wish list includes hardware that an iMac doesn't have. Not to mention we're cheap. Maybe we'd consider it if we'd sold thousands of 2003 Rockwood Calendars and we had cash to burn, but our volume is significantly lower than that. Sorry!
		January 15, 2003 Okay, this is a little spooky. My new computer has started to turn itself on, several times a day, just for the heck of it. I've named it "Hal". It started all of this on Monday, the same day that KHAN gained its freedom. I'm blaming Kepler. Or failing that, Brian. --Christina
		Christina, we don't know what to tell you about your computer coming to life, but we do recommend you disengage it from any Defense Department computers. The consequences could be severe.
		January 20, 2003 Arrrr indeed! My biggest goal this weekend was seeing the Eagles lose (I hate Philadelphia sports teams), and once that was accomplished I was in the mood for a Pirate Bowl, because I knew you'd have fun with it! --jeri
		Well, we missed Talk Like a Pirate Day last September, so this was the best we could do, Jeri. Besides, we're hoping that during a pregame show somewhere that Joe Theismann gets keelhauled.
		January 20, 2003 What with this latest Super Bowl (or as I have grown accostomed to calling it...in the one day I've know about it, The Piratebowl) development, in conjunction with the release of the Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom- Pirates of the Carribbean film this summer, Would you say that the year 2003 is the year to be a foul-smelling, grog-swilling pig? --Tim Cahill
		Please, Tim, they prefer to think of themselves as "odoriferously challenged." As for the entire year, who are we, Kreskin? We don't make predictions. Well, not good ones, anyway. If you'd listened to our predictions last year you'd be hip deep in Napster stock. Trust us, you're better off not heeding us as your psychic friend.
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