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The Rockwood Mailbag

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Have you always wanted to let Team Rockwood know just what you were thinking? Do you wonder why the panels of the strip are laid out horizontally instead of vertically? Or do you have sensitive documents that will bring down the government? In any case, we want to know! Just fill out your name and e-mail address, then let 'er rip! No question or comment is too bizarre for Team Rockwood to take a stab at, and if we can get enough mail coming in, this page will be updated weekly! (Unlike the old mailbag page, which got updated about four times in two years.)

So consider this an experiment in web interactivity. Or, consider it a way to artificially inflate our hit count. Either way, just write in!

Updated on June 1, 2004
		May 27, 2004 Say one week nobody wrote in to the mailbag - would you ever resort to making up a letter, like when Sony made up a film critic to make reviews for their films seem more favorable? --Robert
		Nah. We're lazy at heart, Robert, and our egos aren't desperate enough for stroking that we'd want to waste the time writing fake letters. If no one wrote in, we'd just take the week off and watch TV on Monday night. At least, assuming we could find something on Monday nights that we'd like to watch.
		May 28, 2004 Hey, Dennis Quaid was in Frequency, and that movie rocked. He was also in "Topgun." I mean, his movies aren't COMPLETE failures, unlike other people we know (Ashton Kutcher, just to name one)... --Syn
		Oh, Syn, we didn't say that Dennis Quaid's movies were bad, we just said they weren't blockbusters. For instance his last movie --which we liked-- tanked at the box office. And since a blockbuster is defined as a movie that passes $100 million in box office receipts, "Frequency" doesn't quite make it, regardless of how good it was. And while "Top Gun" was a blockbuster, Dennis Quaid wasn't in it. Perhaps you're thinking of his ex-wife.
		May 29, 2004 Brian, got this Memorial Day message from a friend. Thought it would be good to pass along. --Jerry
		While we don't really want to become the site that posts links to shmaltzy Flash-movie slideshows, we were kind of negligent about getting a cartoon up for Memorial Day weekend, so there you go. But for those of you who prefer your pro-war propaganda with a little more of an edge, try this World War II poster. Egads.
		May 30, 2004 I don't see why Kepler should be so upset about The Day After Tomorrow....after all, it shows that only teenage super-nerds can survive a sudden ice age in New York... --Ian
		Sure. And teenage nerds can also end up with beautiful girlfriends if comets plunge into the oceans or if Martians attack Earth. Kepler knows all to well that real super-nerds would end up neck-deep in snow as wolf chow.
		May 31, 2004 Dennis Quaid has been in blockbusters like The Rookie... a pretty darn good movie if I do say so myself... but, wait, I'm talking to someone who thinks "Family Circus" isn't funny. --James
		Good movie. Not a blockbuster.
		May 31, 2004 Hey Team Rockwood, just in case you don't get any letters this week, I just thought I'd say that you guys are the superest of the super and your jokes are the funniest ever written! --B.L.
		Thanks, B.L.! We're sure you're just as super, and from your writing style we can tell that you're both intelligent and good-looking! Thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule to grace us with your presence!
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