Express yourself!

Bad Panda cracks me up (second letter). And for that alone, Bad Panda couldn't possibly fail the test. I just can't count. Or spell in this case.

Dare I mention a few choices I forgot like The Da Vinci Code, The Omen remake or Miami Vice?

And how about the one every Fast and Furious fan is looking forward to The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. Dude, I cannot believe a second one of those was made, let alone a third. Talk about ruining a good movie. Advice to all unfamilar with the franchise: watch The Fast and the Furious and no sequels. For there much happiness awaits.

Actually I just came across a movie that sounds cool, in theory. It's called Click, starring Adam Sandler. Basic plot: he finds a universal remote that allows him to rewind and fastforward in his life.

Which leads me to my final point, the reason I don't get people universal remotes for their birthdays. I mean, sure it seems like a great idea at first, but then one discovers that universal remotes do not, in fact, control the universe. Blatent fradulant advertising, don't you think?

I've hired you to help me start a war. It's a very prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

--Vizzini

P.S. The movie is chock full of fabulous quotes. I could 'conceivably' keep this up for a while. Flame me when you want me to cease and desist.

"Well, after finishing with your revenge business, you'll need another job. Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts." ...or you could make commercials...

--Spike