June 19, 2006,
Monday's strip is one of the funniest examples of irony I've ever seen!!!
"Suddenly, Paul's not half the man he used to be. There's a court case hanging over me. Oh, yesterday came suddenly."
Perhaps if Paul just would have had Heather sign something that read:
"Say you don't need no diamond ring and I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of thing that money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love."
But, since he didn't...Heather and her horde of attorneys are singing a different tune:
"The best things in life are free
But you can keep them for the birds and bees
Now give me money
That's what I want
That's what I want, yeah
That's what I want"
So now Paul is singing a new song to his attorneys:
"Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before."
Oh, for the good old days when he was just being ripped off by Michael Jackson...
--Bad Panda with assistance from Wild Thing
