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Rockwood Mailbag at any time to leave us a message! It's easy!
Consider it an experiment in web
interactivity. Or, consider it a way to artificially inflate our hit count.
Either way, just write in!
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Updated
on December 4, 2007
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November 27, 2007
Hi Brian's
mom,
I know where you are coming from. Just
keep up the gentle pressure, offer bribes, make comments about "Will
I die before I see my Grandchildren?" etc. Unfortunately, it took
me five years, and having two children married before we had our first
grandchild. But the miracle is worth it.
Brian, let's get going on this. You want
your mom to be happy, don't you? I'm not going to ask the obvious question.
--Jim Rockwood
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Is the obvious question "How much is the bribe?" According to MSN
Money, it will take nearly a quarter of a million to raise a kid in
an upper-income type of environment (and really, Mom, do you want us to
raise anything less?) We'll do our part once the money starts rolling in!
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November 29, 2007
Bush and Gore?
What next? Global freezing, oops, mean global warming! Hardly!
Carbon sequestration is necessary for coal caused carbon emissions. You
are one smart dude to know as much about politics and environmental concerns.
--Alyce
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We're all about saving the environment, Alyce, that's why we sunk all of
our money into buying U.N.
carbon credits, because those will save the Earth! Uh... whoops.
Well, maybe for now we'll just settle for
buying more
efficient light bulbs.
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November 29, 2007
Way behind...Eagles
new album already to stuff in husbands stocking 2 weeks ago.
Now if he would go shopping before 12/24....that would be a surprising
Christmas!
--Katie
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Maybe he just likes being in big crowds, Katie. Although everyone thinks that
Black Friday is the busiest shopping day of the year, the actual busiest
day is the Saturday
before Christmas. While that's not the 24th this year, it's close enough
to count.
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November 30, 2007
I don't know about it being a latest
trend or anything like that, but traditionally (i.e. before Christians
took over the holiday) the evergreen was supposed to be suspended upside
down from the ceiling. I was never able to talk my parents into doing
that. Especially now that their tree folds up when turned over.
My personal tradition, now in it's third
year, is to put out a Dougmas
jar near where I drop my keys when I get home. For the month of
December I dump all my change in that jar when I get home. At the end
of the month I count it and send a check for that much to my favorite
charity. Because, you know, f*** the Salvation Army.
--Douglas Wise
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Careful there, Douglas, or you're going to end up with some coal in that
stocking! While the Salvation Army might not be the most
efficient charity out there, they're certainly not the worst,
either.
And although Christmas and its closest pagan
holiday share similar times, Christmas is not only more successful,
but also came first. Sextus Julius Africanus set the December 25th
date for Christmas in
AD 221 based on the supposed date of the Incarnation. The pagans didn't
get around to marking the calendar for their solstice festival until
the 7th century.
Honestly, what was the world like before Wikipedia?
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December 3, 2007
My sister is currently attending Ohio
State. Members of my family would always say to her that life is unfair
in response to her petty complaints and she would always say, "why
is life never unfair in my favor?" Well, this
is one instance where it is. By the way, will the Fiesta
Bowl be a siesta?
--Michael
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We think the Fiesta Bowl will be a good game, Michael. We also think OU
will win (and that's part of the reason we think it will be good).
West Virginia is a good team, but even with a month to prepare, they
might still have the bitter taste left in the mouths having blown
a shot at the national championship game.
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December 3, 2007
Playoffs! The current system is a joke
(you asked ;)
--Spike
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That we did, Spike. We can't say that we heartily endorse the BCS system,
however, we think it takes a lot of lumps for something that it is
not. The BCS is NOT designed to determine who are the appropriate
teams for the four major bowls. Rather, it's designed to pick the
two best teams from those four bowls and elevate these two teams
to a national championship game. In essence, it's a one-game, two-team
playoff.
Playoffs? Yes, you would have the advantage
of getting a definite number one. However, the disadvantage would be
the complete destruction of the bowl system. Follow along with us for
a 2007 scenario...
The 16-team bracket for the NCAA
Division I bracket started their playoffs on November 23rd and
will finish on December 14th. For the BCS teams to squeeze in a 12
game season, they would all have had to start playing on August 25th,
with no bye weeks. Conference championships would have been November
17th. The Saturday after Thanksgiving would have been the first week
of playoffs. But tens of thousands of fans wouldn't be able to make
travel plans for the biggest game of the year until the middle of
December.
And with less time to plan, many of those
thousands of fans would end up staying home (there would be far less
excitement for spending thousands of dollars in travel fees to watch
your team play for eighth place). That means local residents would
have to buy the tickets. Having followed OU to all four BCS bowls,
I can tell you the locals aren't interested in buying tickets unless
the team is local. While the OU-LSU
Sugar Bowl was sold-out, we actually had someone give us tickets for
free to the Fiesta
Bowl last year.
And if that wasn't bad enough, you also
have to be able to pick the teams. Conference champs? Wild cards? 8
teams? 16 teams? What arbitrary system do you use to pick those teams?
Perhaps this
one? Whoops! Now you're right back where you started!
The BCS stinks, no doubt about it, but we
like curling up on the couch on New Year's Day and watching bowl games.
Until someone can come up with a plan to get both, we'll stick with
the way it is.
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December 3, 2007
I live in a town callled Rockwood,
Ontario. Now I was sent a link for YouTube on best
wedding dances. I started browsing and came across one for Thriller and
rockwoodcomic.com was advertised on it...... I find all those Surprise
wedding dance vids awesome. beacause I can dance and IF by chance
I get married to my current g./f of 2 years I tend to show off my
dancing skills especially to MJ. well more to check out there's quite
a few on there.
--the one and only Rich Nelson of WoodRock
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Just make sure you post it to YouTube,
Rich. We want to see you bust a move!
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December 3, 2007
How's the Christmas Shopping? On Black
Friday, while we stood in line (in ND) it was snowing. It was
so beautiful. Only saw two catfights in Kohls and had to rescue an
elder who was pushed down in Target. It was fun.
--K.Peterson
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Christmas shopping? We're planning to go on Christmas Eve with Katie's
husband. It'll be more fun that way!
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