July 17, 2006: Kepler: Astronomers found two more mooons orbiting Pluto. They named them Hydra and Nix. Mitch: That's just silly. Why would you name a moon after a U.N. weapons inspector? Kepler: That's Hans Blix. Mitch: Ooo... do you suppose there are WMDs on Pluto? July 19, 2006: Kepler: They named Pluto's new moon Nix. Nix: It's about time I got some credit. Kepler: Your name is Nix? Dana: Why should you get any credit for a moon? Nix: Because I'm the one who put it there. Dana: You put it-- how? Why? Nix: Have you ever been on an interstellar flight? Boring! Kepler: So Nix is your first name or last name? July 21, 2006: Nix: ...so I towed in tow big comets and boom! Just like that, Pluto had two more moons. Al: You expect us to believe that?! Nix: Sure! Why else do you think that no one's found these moons before? Al: Well... uh... Nix: Hey! Did you know that Saturn used to be ringless? So I towed in an asteroid, broke it into pieces, and boom! Just like that: rings!