March 7, 2011: Dana: What's wrong with Kepler? He looks terrible! Al: I bet him 20 bucks that he couldn't go the week without Facebook. Now he has the shakes. Kepler: What are computers even good for?! Al: Counting my 20 dollars! Dana: That's cruel.
March 9, 2011: Kepler: I didn't think that abstaining from Facebook would be so hard, KHAN. But today it got to be too much. I did the unthinkable. KHAN: You don't mean... Kepler: Yes. I logged into MySpace. KHAN: Did anyone still have links to their Geocities page?
March 11, 2011: Kepler: You know, by avoiding Facebook, I'm able to get a lot more accomplished. Just this morning I discovered a more elegant proof to Fermat's Last Theorem! Al: Whatever, Brainiac. I just came to tell you that you won. Here's your 20 bucks. You can go back to Facebook now. Kepler: Oh, really?! One hour later... Kepler: Heh... look! Charlie Sheen is winning! Al: That's just sad.