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   Monday, August 7, 2000
Metallica we ain't...

   Wednesday, August 9, 2000
I haven't heard that name in a long, long time...

   Friday, August 11, 2000
May the Force be with my bank account...

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August 7, 2000: Mitch: Will! Someon'es using a Napster-like program to pirate our strip! Will: Really. How many times? Mitch: Uh... well... twice, I think. Will: I'll hold off on calling the lawyers. Mitch: One of them was me. August 9, 2000: Mitch: Slice again? I'll never get this swing straightened out! Alec Guinness (as Obi-Wan Kenobi): Trust your feelings, Mitch. Let go! Mitch: Wow!! It's the ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi--I mean, Alec Guinness! This is so... this is so... actually, this is kind of creepy. Alec Guinness: Hey, it's either me or that "not me" ghost. You pick! August 11, 2000: Alec Guinness: I acted in nearly 70 movies, but all anyone remembers is "Star Wars." Quite frankly, I got a little sick of it! I made George Lucas kill me off! I just couldn't go on speaking those bloody awful, banal lines. I'd had enough of the mumbo-jumbo. Mitch: But that didn't stop you from collecting your two percent of the take. Alec Guinness: Nothing "mumbo-jumbo" about that! Cha-ching!