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Monday, January 2, 2006
Benefitting the sore butts of movie-goers everywhere...


Wednesday, January 4, 2006
Maybe you could do all of those from the couch...


Friday, January 6, 2006
Don't even get him started on King Kong...


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January 2, 2006: Mitch: Any resolutions for 2006, Skip? Skip: Absolutely, dude! This year I've decided to be more philanthropic. In fact, I've already spent some money that will benefit the masses. Mitch: On what? Skip: I hired and editor for Peter Jackson. No way should "King Kong" have been three hours long! January 4, 2006: Al: I resolve that in 2006, I will make my first million. I also resolve to develop a bird flu vaccine, solve Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance, and bring peace to the Middle East. Dana: You don't even have enough resolve to get off the couch. Al: Maybe, but you can't fault me for lack of ambition. January 6, 2006: Kepler: In 2006, I resolve to no longer yell at movies for their scientific inaccuracies... from the Dukes of Hazzard's car surviving those jumps to the Fantastic Four's misunderstanding of radiation to Transporter 2's police computer being ablt to call up the most minute detail on any random citizen... there is no computer that can do that! Will: Wow, that was all of-- what? 15 seconds?