January 30, 2012: Al: I've been thinking about a career change. I find my job unfulfilling. Dana: I find that hard to believe. Al: Why? Dana: I don't know if I've ever seen you work. Al: Exactly! Because I'm unfulfilled! February 1, 2012: Al: I've been doing a lot of research, and I came up with a winner for my career change. Check this out! Dana: You want to be The Transporter? Al: It's perfect! Cars, women, action... I even have the right haircut! Dana: Plus, your idea is as implausible as the movie. Al: Should I buy my tricked-out BMW or my French beach house, first?