March 15, 2010: Space Leprechaun: Top O' the morning to ya! Mitch: Space Leprechaun! Do you have big plans for St. Patrick's Day? Space Leprechaun: Indeed I do, lad. I'll be guardin' me pot 'o nickle. Mithc: You mean pot of gold? Space Leprechaun: Psh! In this market?! I sold my gold to survivalists. I made a fortune! Mitch: I guess it's smart to get out before the bubble bursts. March 17, 2010: Dana: Ow! Space Leprechaun: Hee! Sorry, lass, but if you don't wear green on St. Patty's Day, you get pinched! Dana: I am wearing green! Space Leprechaun: Huh? Oh... so you are. I wasn't really looking? Dana: You weren't even looking? Then why-- wait a minute. That whole pinching tradition is just an excuse to grab women's behinds, isn't it? Space Leprechaun: Guilty!