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Monday, May 9, 2005
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Friday, May 13, 2005
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May 9, 2005: Kepler: I can't believe it's still 10 days until the "Revenge of the Sith" premiere. There's got to be a way to see it earlier! Emperor Palpatine: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities that would get you into a sneak preview. Kepler: Really? Is it possible to learn this power? Emperor Palpatine: Not from a Jedi. Kepler: Well, you look innocent enough. Tell me more!
May 11, 2005: Kepler: You don't need to see my ticket for the sneak preview. Ticket taker: I'm afraid I do. Emperor Palpatine: What was that?! Kepler: I tried using the Jedi mind trick on him to get the tickets. (Palpatine fries the ticket taker with lightning bolts) Emperor Palpatine: Sith don't have time for tricks, boy! Kepler: Wow! Sith get results!
May 13, 2005: Kepler: I can't believe you got us into a sneak preview of "Revenge of the Sith!" Emperor Palpatine: Yes, and now you must do something for me. Kepler: Sure! Name it! Emperor Palpatine: Every Jedi is now an enemy of the Republic! You must kill them all! Ha! Ha! Ha! Kepler: Oh... uh ... I was thinking more along the lines of getting us some popcorn. Emperor Palpatine: Extra butter, please, then kill all the Jedi! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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