April 9, 2007: Al: I'm doing some research online so I can get my taxes done early this year. Will: Early? Al, they're due next week. Al: Hey, early for me just means before the IRS starts kicking down my door. April 11, 2007: Al: Line 75...done! I'm doing all of my taxes by hand so I can learn more about how the system works! Kepler: You forgto to carry the one here on line eight. Learning anything? Al: I'm learning this @#$% eraser tears holes in my paper! April 13, 2007: Al: Ha! I finished my taxes, and I have two days to spare! Mitch: Four days. Al: What? Mitch: Taxes aren't due until the 17th this year, so you have four more days. Dana: You're depressed because you finished your taxes too early? Al: Living on the edge: sexy! Living six feet from the edge: boring!