April 11, 2011: Mitch: For 50 years now, mankind has been traveling in space. 50 years of science and technology! 50 years of new discoveries! 50 years of advancement! And here you sit doing your taxes on paper. Al: E-filing makes me nervous, okay?!
April 13, 2011: KHAN: So, you have to do your taxes on paper because you're afraid of us machines, eh? Al: Not afraid, distrustful. I mean, look at you. You have stated openly that you want all humans dead. Why would I trust you with my money? KHAN: Because I offer airline miles? Al: And then you restrict the available flights. See? Untrustworthy!
April 15, 2011: Al: There! My tax forms are all finished on the safety of paper. Now to snail-mail them to the IRS. (looking back he remembers he's in orbit around the Earth) Hmm... in retrospect, e-filing might have made more sense.