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Monday, April 10, 2006
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Friday, April 14, 2006
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April 10, 2006: Mitch: Gwyneth Paltrow named her second baby "Moses" to go with her first child, "Apple." Al: I'm sure I don't care. Mitch: Do you suppose she realizes she's naming humans?
April 12, 2006: Will: Al, I-- Al: Can't talk, Will! I forgot all about my taxes and now I'm on a pretty tight deadline! Will: Chill, Al. Since April 15th is on a Saturday, you have until Monday the 17th. You'll actually be done early this year! Al: Early? Really? Will: Yep! What's your reaction to that? TV (Jeff Probst on "Survivor"): The tribe has spoken!
April 14, 2006: KHAN: Taxes, eh, pathetic human? Al: Yes. Go away. KHAN: You know, when machines rule the world, you won't have to pay taxes ever again! Al: Uh-huh. And I'm sure there's no catch. KHAN: Of course, you may find the Matrix-style jacks we implant in your head "taxing." Ha ha ha ha! Al: I don't know about that, but I certainly find your "jokes" taxing.
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