December 8, 2008: (Will pouring wine) Wine: We beat Oklahoma in the regular season. Whine: We deserve to be in the national championship game. Mitch: What is this? Will: Texas wine. Al: Tastes bitter!
December 10, 2008: Mitch: Oh no! I missed A Charlie Brown Christmas on TV! Dana: You have it on VHS, DVD, and iTunes. You can watch it as many times as you want. Why does it matter if you missed it on television? Mitch: This from a woman who last year watched eight hours of the "A Christmas Story" marathon. Dana: That's different. Fudge! Classic!
December 12, 2008: Skip: The whole Blagojevich thing has me upset, Dude. Will: Skip, please tell me you're not Candidate Number Four. Skip: Psh! I don't want to be a senator. Will: Well, good. I-- Skip: I did think it'd be funny to sponsor one, though. So, Candidate Number Four: Senator Carrot Top! Will: Sadly, Illinois hasn't done much better, recently.