mrsmartass2
Groom

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37-year-old man
Norman, Oklahoma, United States
Seeking woman, age 33
within 50 miles of Norman, Oklahoma

About me and what I'm looking for

Yes, my sign-in name is MrSmartAss2. That means I'm flashier, louder, and twice as exciting as MrSmartAss1. Of course, that also means that I don't have as much plot, but I make up for it in special effects and increased budget.

If it's not already obvious, I have a hard time taking these descriptions seriously. But then, with a name like Mr. Smart Ass 2 (The Smart Ass Strikes Back), what did you expect? I could say boring things like I like going to movies, or that I like watching and/or playing football, golf, and lots of other sports, but I don't want you to lose interest and move on to MrSmartAss3, so instead of telling you what I like, let me tell you what I DON'T like. If you match any of these qualities, move on:

1. "Conversate" is not a word. It's "converse." If you don't know that, move on.

2. Speaking of irritating words, "know-wut-ahm-sayin" is not a comma. Don't use it like one.

3. No, I don't want to hear about how lousy your ex was. I'm sure he was a slacker/dimwit/loser or you would still be with him.

4. If you ARE still with him, GET OUT!

5. Do you enjoy using your fabulous beauty, wealth, and power to drive men crazy, make them your little boy toys, and then dump them in the gutter after you've used them for hours and hours of passion? Uh- you can stay.

Now, if you're still reading this, you obviously either somewhat share my sense of humor, or you've lost a bet. If you HAVE lost a bet, I pity you, because a bet where the loser has to read these profiles is the worst torture EVER. Next time, take the points.

On the other hand, if you DO share my sense of humor, that would explain where it goes during the times I'm not funny. Also, I think we're destined to be together, to share deep meaningful glances, to eat each other's popcorn at the movies, to make other people disgusted with googly-eyes we make at each other... you know the drill.

So write me! Because this description only allows me to use 2,000 characters and I'm down to my last senten

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