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Groomsman

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35-year-old man
Norman, Oklahoma, United States
Not seeking women

About me and what I'm looking for

I've been married for 9 happy years, so I'm not looking. I am very sorry to disappoint the droves of women who were, no doubt, drawn to this website by my profile. To you I say, don't worry: with Angelina's track record, Brad Pitt will be back on the market soon.

After graduating from OU, I invented the question mark. If you’ve used it, you owe me royalties.

After discovering that the patent office had prior art on the question mark, I decided I was going to have to get a job. I started working for a small engineering company in Norman called AvPro as a systems engineer. As you might have imagined, the constant adulation from my fans, coupled with the constant partying, eventually burned me out. It became clear that the rock-star lifestyle of systems design was not for me.

I drifted from job to job, dabbling in dance, folk-art, and deep-cover espionage. I even tried my hand at acting. You may remember my bit parts on ST:TNG as Riker’s evil twin. No? Well, your ignorance reveals you as a pop-culture poseur. It’s not your fault- you’ve always been a bit of an ass.

Eventually, I settled down and married my lovely wife, Amy. I moved into telecom for a short while, during which time my son Cameron was born. Shortly after Cameron joined the clan, I came to Radiotronix, where I still am to this day.

About my life