December 4, 2006: Dana: I have $200 worth of Christmas lights that I use to put my home in the holiday spirit. Al: I covered my window with spray snow, then lit it with an old Maglite to add warmth. $2.98. Dana: That's a pretty cynical approach. Al: Hold that thought as you spend three hours detangling lights while I watch football. December 6, 2006: Kepler: My Christmas light display is so powerful that from Earth we'll appear to be a bright star. 3, 2, 1... light! Uh... Al: I'll be the real bright stars don't have to inspect 4,000 sockets looking for the dud! Kepler: Bulb! December 8, 2006: KHAN: Come, human, and observe my twinkling holiday lights. Will: Nice! Your design is so pretty that it's almost hypnotic! KHAN: Exactly! And after watching it for precisely seven minutes and 23 seconds, you should be so entranced that you'll be suggestible to opening an airlock. Will: See ya. KHAN: Wait! You haven't even heard my Christmas carols with subliminally embedded messages yet!