January 22, 2007: Mitch: Something just exploded outside! Will: Yeah, the Chinese just shot down a satellite. Mitch: Omigosh! What are we gonna do? Will: Whoa... relax! We're not at war with them. What are you worried about? Mitch: Oh, I dunno... maybe that we're shaped like a giant target?! Will: Hmmm... okay, I can see how that might be troubling. January 24, 2007: Mitch: I'm worried that the Chinese are going to try to shoot our space station down. KHAN: Logically, if they destroy you, they'd destroy me, too, so I'd never let that happen. Those fears are unfounded. Mitch: Whew. That's a relief. KHAN: What you should be worried about is me opening up all of the airlocks. January 26, 2007: Mitch: I'm chatting with the Chinese government to see if they're targeting us with their anti-satellite missiles. China: Are you from Taiwan? Mitch: No. China: You're good for now. Mitch: Thank heavens for that! Al: For now?!