January 29, 2007: Will: Skip, what is this? "CNN says that the winner of a free trip to Skip Sterling's orbital hotel had to cancel when he couldn't afford the taxes on the prize." Why are we even having a contest if no one can afford to win it? Skip: Dude, when was the last time you got loads of free publicity on CNN? Will: I see. Point taken. January 31, 2007: Kepler: Some scientists are outside testing a giant mirror that might fight global warming. Dana: Concave or convex mirrors? Kepler: Uh... concave, I think. Dana: Well, that's just great. Scientists: We need to move the mirror now, Mr. Sterling. Skip: Dude! I'm lookin' good! Check out the size of my pores! February 2, 2007: Al: Well?! Kepler: YouTube founder Chad Hurley saw his own shadow. Al: Oh, Man! Will: What's that mean? Six more weeks of winter? Al: No, six more weeks of people emailing me that @#$%! Wedding Thriller Dance! Can't we get that Numa Numa guy back?