Rockwood: The Rockwood Mailbag.

The Rockwood Mailbag

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Have you always wanted to let Team Rockwood know just what you were thinking? Do you wonder why the panels of the strip are laid out horizontally instead of vertically? Or do you have sensitive documents that will bring down the government? In any case, we want to know! Just fill out your name and e-mail address, then let 'er rip! No question or comment is too bizarre for Team Rockwood to take a stab at, and if we can get enough mail coming in, this page will be updated weekly! (Unlike the old mailbag page, which got updated about four times in two years.)

So consider this an experiment in web interactivity. Or, consider it a way to artificially inflate our hit count. Either way, just write in!

Updated on January 29, 2002
		January 21, 2002 Kudos on the Limp Bizkit comic... It got printed and put on my wall, right underneath my dartboard of bands that suck. 'Course, I could critique you on your choice of guitar for dear, dear Al... but I'm too cool for that. --Dave
		That's just as well. Al is too cool to care.
		January 21, 2002 I personally was very dissappointed when good 'ol uncle Walt wasn't thawed at the beginning of the new millennium. I heard Goofy was throwing the switch. Does Disney know better than to mess with you or are they just ignorant of your existence? I'm kidding...I love Team Rockwood! --Mikki
		Ignorant of the existence of Team Rockwood? For Mickey's sake, they should hope not. Just because Michael Eisner makes as much in a morning as we make in a year doesn't mean we're not a threat to the Mouse empire. Believe us, Rockwood theme parks are in the works at this very moment! Just think of how cool Space Mountain would be if it were actually in space! Walt's got nothin' on us!
		January 23, 2002 Why did you name this comic strip after me? --Henry Rockwood
		Ha! We told the FBI you'd bite if we just put the name Rockwood on a comic strip, and now we've been proven right. Give up quietly, Henry, and the feds have promised that nothing too horrible will happen to you. Just make sure that the next time you answer the door, you do it with your hands up!
		January 25, 2002 I always wanted to tell you guys just what I was thinking. So here goes... This is so cool....Go away, little kid.... Man, maybe I should buy the calendar....but money's tight....not that tight....maybe later...."let 'er rip!"? sounds like let that fart out...hey kid I told you to go away...I hate this slow computer...HEY BRAT LEAVE RIGHT NOW AND STOP LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER!!!! That about sums it up. Rockwood rocks! Peace out, cool dude. --Henrietta
		Henrietta, your mind is obviously confused right now, but you've almost got it. In truth, what you need is two Rockwood calendars, one to organize your thoughts, and the other to keep that little kid busy! In addition to being flawless predictors of the moon's phases, the black-and-white also make for great coloring books!
		January 27, 2002 This summer I remember the who's who saying Kepler was 12. Now it says he's 14. How does he get 2 years in 6 mos. and why doesn't he stay the same age like every other comic character? (eg Calvin, Hobbes, Peter Fox, Paige Fox, Jason Fox, Huey Freeman, Charlie Brown, Snoopy, etc.) --Elizabeth
		Well, Elizabeth, we don't know what to tell you. We haven't changed the Who's Who page in months, and we certainly didn't change Kepler's age. But even if we had, at least we didn't age all of the characters four years overnight, which apparently can make everything unfunny.
		January 28, 2002 I'd just like to say that this is the best and most funny comic strip I have ever read since Bloom County and Outland. I just wish you would do a Sunday strip... or even better, seven strips a week. --Isaac
		Isaac, we'd have to be syndicated to be able to prioritize our time to do seven strips a week, and if it's any consolation, we wish we could, too. But then, you don't always get what you wish for, do you?
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