Rockwood: The Rockwood Mailbag.

The Rockwood Mailbag

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Have you always wanted to let Team Rockwood know just what you were thinking? Do you wonder why the panels of the strip are laid out horizontally instead of vertically? Or do you have sensitive documents that will bring down the government? In any case, we want to know! Just fill out your name and e-mail address, then let 'er rip! No question or comment is too bizarre for Team Rockwood to take a stab at, and if we can get enough mail coming in, this page will be updated weekly! (Unlike the old mailbag page, which got updated about four times in two years.)

So consider this an experiment in web interactivity. Or, consider it a way to artificially inflate our hit count. Either way, just write in!

Updated on August 27, 2002
		August 21, 2002 Here's a trivia question that I don't have an answer to: When was KHAN's first appearance? (A computer by any other name is still the same...) I just found he made an apearance on Sept. 6, 2000 but I had always assumed he came with the Space Station. --Brian Layman
		KHAN did come with the space station, and technically his first appearance was last April. Back when Rockwood was still based on Earth they were frequently annoyed by a computer with a superiority complex called Deep Blue who, unlike KHAN (currently), was mobile. Rockwood trivia! Maybe we need a game!
		August 21, 2002 Look at the mispelling of your name on the golf tournament credits... at least you have achieved "landmark" status in your lifetime! LOL! --James
		Yes, that's true. But, James, you of all people should realize how easy it is to -ahem- misspell something. Heh.
		August 22, 2002 MOO. MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO --Monty the Cow
		Hmmm...we'd ask why you couldn't type anything else, but we think we know why.
		August 22, 2002 Hey Y'all, I just walked into my office and saw my cow Monty typing 'moo' repeatedly into your mailbag. I was too startled to stop her before she clicked send, but she got a whoopin' afterwards. So I just want to apologize, and let you know that you can feel free to ignore my misbehaved cow, and rest assured that she was punished for doing people things. --Farmer Bob ps- i love the comic strip; keep up the good work.
		Team Rockwood doesn't condone the beating of cows (we know of the potential ramifications). However, our real question is who would name a female bovine "Monty?"
		August 22, 2002 "Sitting in the docking bay wasting time"? what song is that from. It sorta reminded me of a part of a Green Day tune that went "...wasting YOUR time"...hmmm. Gee, can I have a hint? --Dave
		A hint? Well that depends. Are you good or evil?
		August 23, 2002 Probably everyone else knows this already, because the only reason I writing this is because Rockwood sort of attracts "Lord of the Rings" fans (sort of, like a black hole sort of attracts matter). I've only the seen that great movie once, but it seems that, like George Lucas did with the Episode One DVD way back in 1999 AD (or 2 B.R. mattering whether Lundmark or Jesus is higher in your esteem) the real DVD version, the thing that any faintly interested fan is interested in, is being stalled till November 2002 just so everyone is sure to buy both DVD versions. I've seen the special features on the current "Unspecial Edition?" and they're great, they're interesting, and a lot of them happen to be great plugs for the Special Edition, Two Towers, Nintendo, and certain arms dealers. As rightfully successful as Lord of the Rings already is, it's surprising those involved are trying to double their profits. --Wallace
		Wallace, if you think it's surprising that the producers of LOTR would rather make $800 million than $400 million, we're going to have to tell you that you're not going to get hired at Team Rockwood's business division. The truth is, everyone is trying to capitalize on the LOTR merchandising bug, even people who don't have anything to do with movies. In fact, if we could think of a way to do it ourselves, we would. Hmm...maybe a hobbit in space? Nah... who would think up something that strange?
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