Rockwood: The Rockwood Mailbag.

The Rockwood Mailbag

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Have you always wanted to let Team Rockwood know just what you were thinking? Do you wonder why the panels of the strip are laid out horizontally instead of vertically? Or do you have sensitive documents that will bring down the government? In any case, we want to know! Just fill out your name and e-mail address, then let 'er rip! No question or comment is too bizarre for Team Rockwood to take a stab at, and if we can get enough mail coming in, this page will be updated weekly! (Unlike the old mailbag page, which got updated about four times in two years.)

So consider this an experiment in web interactivity. Or, consider it a way to artificially inflate our hit count. Either way, just write in!

Updated on August 20, 2002
		August 13, 2002 Dear Limp Bizkit webmaster, After I did did visit your Limp Bizkit website at http://www.rockwoodcomic.com/bizkit.html I wanna ask you if you could place a link or box to our Limp Bizkit e-card service. If you wanna place our e-card promotion box please place the following HTML code into your website: xxxxxxx If you prefer to place a link to our Limp Bizkit e-card service please point it to the following URL: xxxxxxx --RealGreetingCard P.S. let us know if you did place a link to us so we can insert a link back to your Limp Bizkit website!
		Uh...no thanks. And please don't refer to us as "Limp Bizkit webmasters" again. Fred Durst has all of the musical ability of a charcoal briquet. We don't care to be associated with him.
		August 15, 2002 With all this link swapping that's going on. I certainly hope you're using protection. --Dr. C. Everett Koop
		But, of course. We always practice safe linking.
		August 15, 2002 I just can't get away from haiku! First it was Rockwood's Haiku Thursdays, then a haiku for laundry in Buckles, and now the Metro (a free newspaper for London Underground users) has started printing haicow, in honor of the Cow Parade. These are basically haiku using really bad cow puns. So you've started a trend. I hope you're happy. Have you heard about the Cow Parade? It seems the sort of thing Team Rockwood would find amusing. Have the cows paraded anywhere near Oklahoma City? (My personal favorite of the London cows is the Beefeater. Partly for the irony, partly just because it's kind of creepy!) --Christina
		Plastic cows? Sorry, Christina, but down here in the American west, we like the real thing, served with a potato, of course. And although we'll admit we'd get a certain kitsch kick out of such a display, it's nothing like the thrill we got when we visited the Garden of Eden. A plastic cow can't touch that.
		August 15, 2002 HAHAHA! i was just looking back at the archives and realized i missed the holy grail(literally) of popup text stuff!!! "maybe he was dictating!" "oh shut up" ahhh its classic...very smooth...kudos (although i must say the actual strip was kinda tasteless...) --Christian Garnett
		Only "kinda tasteless?" We were shooting for completely tasteless. Let's try again!
		August 16, 2002 First, let me say, I have been a fan of Rockwood since he was a pup in COLLEGE. I have been mesmerized by this comic strip's witty humor. I even have the first calendar published by this comic genius. If you don't have one of these new calendars, you don't know what you're missing. Let me ask you something however. I noticed all the hubub about Salt Lake City. I noticed Lake Norman mentioned on your web site (even though I can't find Lake Norman on a map, never heard of it either). I also noticed your button to send mail says 'Perfect! Send my message' (does that mean all e-mail sent to you is perfect?). My speculation is the lakes mentioned are metaphors for the Lake of Fire, your Perfect button is a hint at the perfection needed to stay out of the Lake of Fire, and finally the Salt Lake City ado is a discreet endorsment for the Mormons. (Lake Mormon maybe?) I'm sorry if I screwed up your plan at world domination, but if we have to succumb to some crazed lunatic looking for power, I say you're the best candidate for the job. I think people would readily accept you as leader, you don't have to try to be so subtle about it. --Nate
		Nate, now that you've read the Limp Bizkit letter above, it should be obvious that not all of our email is perfect. As to your world domination question, we give. You caught us. We had hoped that through a combination of mind control, odd religions, and financial scams Team Rockwood could achieve total world domination. However, it was not to be, as world domination is a lot of work. In the future, we've decided instead to work on goals that are more up our alley.
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