Rockwood: The Rockwood Mailbag.

The Rockwood Mailbag

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Have you always wanted to let Team Rockwood know just what you were thinking? Do you wonder why the panels of the strip are laid out horizontally instead of vertically? Or do you have sensitive documents that will bring down the government? In any case, we want to know! Just fill out your name and e-mail address, then let 'er rip! No question or comment is too bizarre for Team Rockwood to take a stab at, and if we can get enough mail coming in, this page will be updated weekly! (Unlike the old mailbag page, which got updated about four times in two years.)

So consider this an experiment in web interactivity. Or, consider it a way to artificially inflate our hit count. Either way, just write in!

Updated on November 19, 2002
		November 12, 2002 Don't call you? We can't call you without your telephone number (gets out pen and paper). --Shadow
		Team Rockwood always likes to hear from our fans. Call (202) 456-1414. Ask for our administrative assistant, George. He'd love to hear what you have to say!
		November 15, 2002 please, please, PLEASE make fun of Harry Potter, more aggressively than you did last year. you know deep down inside that it deserves more mockery. --concerned viewer
		Who knows what will happen in the future, Mr. or Ms. concerned viewer, but for right now, we haven't seen the Chamber of Secrets, so it wouldn't really be honest of us to trash it, especially since we kind of liked the first one. In the meantime, we can think of lots of other things that we can heap mockery upon (even if we sort of like his stuff, too).
		November 18, 2002 Can't... Quite... Read... Coffee Cup. Zoom is of no help. Was it supposed to say something? Signed, Spoiled by Foxtrot --Brian Layman
		Of course it says something, Brian! Since today is its 139th anniversary, we printed, in tiny letters, the entire Gettysburg Address on the side of that cup. Okay, not really. About what we wrote, that is. It really is the anniversary of Lincoln's speech, but all we wrote on the side of that coffee cup was the word "coffee." You didn't miss much.
		November 18, 2002 What franchise did Skip Sterling pick to deliver papers to the Space Station? Or is the space newt actually just a paperboy who uses Frank Herbert's "spice" and so can fold the fabric of space-time? Does he also serve Bill Amend and the CIA station? --Wallbat
		The Space Station (which is ex-CIA) has its own printing presses and has licenses to print several newspapers for its staff and guests. Currently, the paper is immediately recycled and reused, however, advances in electronic paper may soon alleviate the need for this costly process. Newt using spice? Don't be silly. His eyes aren't even blue! As for Bill Amend, we're pretty sure he can get whatever newspaper he wants. He doesn't need our help.
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