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Have you always wanted to let Team Rockwood know just what you were thinking? Do you wonder why the panels of the strip are laid out horizontally instead of vertically? Or do you have sensitive documents that will bring down the government? In any case, we want to know! Just fill out your name and e-mail address, then let 'er rip! No question or comment is too bizarre for Team Rockwood to take a stab at, and if we can get enough mail coming in, this page will be updated weekly! (Unlike the old mailbag page, which got updated about four times in two years.)

So consider this an experiment in web interactivity. Or, consider it a way to artificially inflate our hit count. Either way, just write in!

 
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         Updated on September 23, 2003
   
September 15, 2003

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--Ryan Green
 

   
   
Uh...what is the sound a pirate makes when falling off a cliff, Alex?
 
   
   
September 22, 2003

You know who else likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain? Princess Fiona from "Shrek."

Could that be some secret conspiracy with NASA? Hmm...

--The Raven's Mirror
 

   
   
We doubt it, TRM. We can't even imagine what an ogre/space program conspiracy would consist of.

On the other hand, we think the real Princess Fiona might be the lady Team Rockwood is looking for. She should write to us and escape.
 

   
   
September 22, 2003

The Emmys were a big fat waste of my time, though that kiss was amusing.

And now there's more turnout for the mailbag, NOT a waste of time.

--Elizabeth
 

   
   
Even though we didn't watch the Emmys, Elizabeth, we'd have to agree with you. Awards shows in general are kind of a waste of time. After all, those shows have been over for months! Now, if a show could just tell us in advance which shows are good and which shows are bad, then we might have something.
 
   
   
September 22, 2003

Many thanks for sticking up for Brad Johnson, the best quarterback the Vikings dumped. While he may not generate the numbers to satisfy fantasy coaches, he is a talented and intelligent QB. As someone who bleeds purple (3-0 baby!), I take great satisfation in the fact that Brad Johnson has a Super Bowl ring and Denny Green never will. There is such a thing as karmic justice, after all.

--Wally
 

   
   
Wally, Wally, Wally... don't let that bitterness get you down! Truth be told, even if Brad Johnson had still been quarterback for the Vikes, Gary Anderson still would have missed that kick.

Furthermore, the evidence indicates that our beloved Vikings are destined to never win it all. Pre-Brad-and-Denny, there was Darrin Nelson dropping that pass or even the infamous Drew Pearson interference call. Jinxed. Doomed. Destiny. Whatever you want to call it, the only form of karmic justice that hovers around Vikings' fans is the success of the team that shares the dome with them. Win Twins!
 

   
     
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