Rockwood: The Rockwood Mailbag.

The Rockwood Mailbag

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Have you always wanted to let Team Rockwood know just what you were thinking? Do you wonder why the panels of the strip are laid out horizontally instead of vertically? Or do you have sensitive documents that will bring down the government? In any case, we want to know! Just fill out your name and e-mail address, then let 'er rip! No question or comment is too bizarre for Team Rockwood to take a stab at, and if we can get enough mail coming in, this page will be updated weekly! (Unlike the old mailbag page, which got updated about four times in two years.)

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Updated on October 7, 2003
		October 1, 2003 With all your "kill the wabbit" references, how could you forget the unforgettable Jeremy Irons singing it on an SNL skit? That's how I remember it. --Jeff
		Saturday Night Live? People still watch that? Okay, that's not fair. We still like the news. But we hardly think we can be faulted for going straight to the source when Irons' skit merely made reference to it.
		October 6, 2003 Once again, I sit in an insomniatic state in front of my computer screen. My last desperate hope to fall asleep would be to read Rockwood. Nevertheless, it would seem Team Rockwood is more of an insomniac and procrastinator than I. IT'S 1:06 A.M. CST on MONDAY! Where is ROCKWOOD? I can't take it any longer...I may just go read, dare I say, "The Family Circus"...the horror. --Leif
		We know what the problem was, Leif. Obviously, you were already asleep and merely having a nightmare that Rockwood had yet to be updated. We know this because you were mistakenly thinking that your last desperate hope to fall asleep was to read Rockwood. Clearly, if you would have been awake and thinking clearly, you would have realized that reading Rockwood would have only caused you to stay up later while rolling on the floor, laughing (that's ROTFL for you English-impaired readers). No, Leif, if you wanted something to put you to sleep, The Family Circus was a good first step, but next time we recommend something a little stronger.
		October 6, 2003 Classical music from something other than cartoons, would have to say The Lone Ranger and The Bad News Bears, then again I am getting old but not as old as you. --CHRIS MOORE
		Hmm...we think that anyone who remembers anything but the new Lone Ranger probably shouldn't be talking about anyone else's age, Chris.
		October 6, 2003 Skip'll pay for his own recall? How much per voter? --Ellie
		Getting greedy, eh Ellie? Skip already promised to pay for votes to get elected. His promise to pay for the recall only extends to getting the recall on the ballot, not to paying off everyone who might vote against him.
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